Ways your life will be awesome after you quit dip!
You’ll be rich!
Well, richer. 2 cans of dip a week costs $300 a year. Just think what you could spend all that money on.
Source: National Institutes of Health
Your breath won’t stink.
No more worrying about bad breath during, uh, intimate moments.
You won’t have that embarrassing, nasty, half-filled dip cup in your cup-holder anymore.
And you won’t have to clean it up when it spills either!
Food will taste better.
Since dip dulls your sense of taste, you may not even remember how good food can be. Bonus — once your mouth isn’t raw from dip, you might enjoy spicy food again (without your whole mouth stinging).
Your risk of horrible, disgusting diseases will go way down.
From your odds of mouth sores to gum problems to cancer, quitting dip will make you healthier.
You won’t ruin any more clothes by drooling on yourself.
Not to mention couches, chairs, rugs, beds, and — everything else.
You’ll be class president, win the lottery, and have free unlimited data on your phone forever!*
But, you will be richer, better smelling, and healthier — and that’s not bad!
*Results not guaranteed.